My name is Yram Sicnarf. I’m an award-winning photo journalist out of Gun Barrel City, Texas. My reputation as a crack up reporter may have preceeded me. No doubt news has spread like wildfire. I alone was able to get exclusive interviews with Mrs. Peters, and Mr. Thune, (with an auditorium named after him and a son with a sign).
I’m back at the high school today in pursuit of a 3rd exclusive. This time with Coach Applebee. I’ve asked around and I don’t think anything, unless possibly a family member has been named after him. Nevertheless, it appears he is avoiding me. That is a very bad call.
I think I see him. “Follow me cameraman. What do you mean you don’t have a camera? Do you at least have a smart phone? How well can you draw?”
Yram: Coach Applebee!
Coach: I was told that after your “interviews” with my colleagues Mrs. Peters and Mr. Thune, (with an auditorium named after him and a son with a sign), you were barred from the premises.
Yram: Ah, you must have forgotten..Mrs. Sanderson is my Aunt, and she’s the boss of this place.
Coach: Well in that case, the ball is in your court Miss Sicnarf
Yram: What is your point Coach?
Coach: You mean two points don’t you? Plus you fouled me.
Yram: What kind of game are you playing Coach?
Coach: Basketball, and I’m ahead by three, now hit me with your best shot.
Yram: Actually, football is my favorite sport Coach.
Coach: Really? When you were a cheerleader, I heard you yell, “Pushem back, Pushem back, waay back.” We were on the one yard line ready to score.
Yram: There’s no point in trying to settle that score, besides, the stunningly talented Murdo Girl was a cheerleader, not me. I’m Yram Sicnarf, a crack up reporter out of Gun Barrel City, Texas. Our motto is, “We Shoot Straight.”
Coach: I thought we were talking football? We didn’t score any points on that drive. They pushed us back. Waay back.
Yram: It sounds like you hold em a grudge.
Coach: Are you kidding? You said hold em..when we were trying to advance the ball.
Yram: I don’t foul o you.
Coach: Now we’re back to basketball? You are wearing me out! I think you dropped the ball Miss Sicnarf.
Yram: Is this how you treat Miss Betty Crocker Homemaker of Tomorrow? No wonder they haven’t named anything after you.
Coach: I thought that was Murdo Girl. Did she tell you I also taught her and her friends how to drive?
Yram: Yes. Your name comes up every time she has an accident. Her father mumbles it when he pays her ever-increasing insurance bill.
Coach: The door is that way Miss Sicnarf…FYI, Mr. Palmer has “band” you. Get it? “band” you.
Yram: We’re outside Coach, there is no door. I’ll make a “note” about Mr. Palmer, but this crack up interviewer doesn’t give up easily. I can sing that old song..I’m an Alto.
Watch it Coach. We are her friends from Murdo past. In fact, we are scheduled to be on a future episode of.. This is Your Life… Her cameraman drew our pictures.