Those 70ish Girls

It occurred with me today that we haven’t had fun with Queen E. in a while. As far as Queens go, she is the best of the best. Look how long she has kept the hat makers and suit-makers busy. They must make a fortune designing just the right apparel for just the right occasion. I don’t know how she keeps up with her social calendar. It must be grueling. She has all of these events to attend and still have time to play with George and what’s her name. Now another what’s her name or what’s his name is on the way. No wonder she spends so much time across the pond in Murdo.

They call me Peppy…That’s Pepto Bismol to you…

Hey bloke!! The sign says no cell phones

Did I get it all?

Barney Fife friended me

I dare say Mum it’s either raining or a bird flew over  our heads. Don’t they know royalty when they see me?

You ruined my best hat you dodo bird.

Philip!! I dare say…were we supposed to catch these bouquets?…Lovely couple beside us don’t you agree?  

Too much Pepto-Bismol…

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I saved the best for you…or you can come up with something better for my quips. I need a laugh.

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