PG: Ring, ring…hey KK, how much does it cost to put an ad in the paper?
KK: Five bucks an inch. Why? What are you selling?
PG: A ten foot ladder…(click)
KK: Hey PG…did you hear about the call old Mr. O’Leary got from the Doc? He had good news and bad news.
PG: What was the good news, KK?
KK: The doc told old Mr O’Leary he only had 24 hours to live.
PG: Begosh and begoshan, KK! What was the bad news?
KK: Behuh? That’s just what old Mr. O’ Leary asked him.
PG: Boil me a potato and tell me what the doc said, already!!
KK: He said, “The bad news is, I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.
PG: Hey, KK…What do you call an Irish man on a couch?
KK: Oh, I don’t know…Paddy O’Furniture?
Sad, huh? Wanna play Irish frisbee? I learned it from me da…
Cute! Happy Saint Paddie’s day to you all. Ouch! I just got pinched cause I don’t have green on.
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Luck o’ the Irish to ye….
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