Those 70ish Girls

The need for Queenology can’t be overstated

I don’t know if you know this, but Queens aren’t regulated

You don’t have to pass a test or prove qualifications

 

No license is required, to be the Queen of Queen ruled nations

You can soak up all the glamour and not do a lick of work.

Folks bow to your feet, hoping for a Queenie perk.

But being a Queen ain’t as easy as you’d think

Queenology tells us, it can truly stink

You must wear a crown, or a hat most every minute

And that formal dress? They want to see you in it.

 

No jeans or tennis shoes and you won’t be eating steak.

You really can’t afford it. No money will you make.

If you eat all that good bad stuff, you soon will realize,

You won’t fit where you used to. Sunroofs are just one size

 

Yes Queens are pretty special. I’m sure you’ve seen a few,

BUT SERIOUSLY!!!…HAVE YOU SEEN THESE TWO?

 

Long live the Queen…and she is… believe you me.

But you’ll get tired of waving, and sick of drinking tea.

When you’re little you’re a princess, looking for a prince.

When you get a little older, he just might make you wince

Go ahead and be a Queen, now that you know it can be done

But if it really was that easy… wouldn’t all old broads be one?