Those 70ish Girls

MG won an all expense paid trip to the South Dakota State Capital in Pierre. She and Lav split the prize and took the Statute of Liberty and invited the HaHa Sisterhood to join them. Pierre is pronounced like pier and not how the French pronounce it, but then, the French didn’t give Pierre a Statue of Liberty, henceforth the Statute of Liberty, hysterically speaking.

We’ve lost a few HaHa’s along the way, but we’ve also gained a few. Since we were so close to Murdo, Windy and Airy stopped by to visit Pearl and Grace who both decided to join the HaHa’s.

Since biplanes are only two-seaters, the girls had to go to Enterskies and and get a rental so they could bring both Pearl and Grace to Pierre.

This time, they landed at the Pierre Regional Airport instead of downtown. They have a Town Cryer for an air traffic controller.

TC: NOT THE PARKING LOT! THE RUNWAY!! HEAR YE, PLEASE!

Airy: All passengers… Please prepare for landing. Thank you for flying Ha One and Ha Two. We will be landing as soon as we figure out which knob to turn. If your cups and peanuts haven’t already blown away, please clean up after yourself. This is not your mamma’s biplane. If you enjoyed the complimentary Elixerfixer, please see Pearl in the baggage claim area, and watch your step.  Objects that appear, may not really be there. Elixerfixer takes a little getting used to.

Grace: It’s me, Grace, and I’m your only passenger. I help Pearl make that Elixerfixer and I don’t think it’s a good idea to serve it on an airplane. It’s twice as medicinal at high altitudes. You can either drink or breathe, but you can’t do both.

Windy: We need to land, I can’t breathe. Pearl…secure your pom pom purse and be prepared to jump! Geronimo!!

Airy: Where are they flying off to?

Meanwhile, back at Pierre Palace, the two Queens are preparing for a state dinner. They haven’t been invited to one, but surely when they are seen in their gowns and crowns, on the front lawn, the congressional leadership will fall all over themselves to make sure they dine in style.

Lav: MG, I think we should take our crowns off. The tinfoil seems to attract ducks and geese. The droppings are kind of killing my appetite.

MG: Okay, but wait! Here comes a distinguished looking person. He probably wants to invite us to our reception. Hey, mister…are you looking for us?

Mister: You two shouldn’t be standing out here. I’m going to call security.

Lav: That’s really sweet, but can’t we just follow you?

Mister: Absolutely not! Wait here. You had better not move!

MG: Look! Here comes the rest of the HaHa’s. Boy are they a sight for sore eyes. Come on sisterhood! Security is coming to take us to our reception. Are you hungry?

PG: What’s up with all the ducks? I’m tired. I just want a nice warm bath. I always bring my own bathtub, but I’ll need a pillow.

Where is AI? And where are Airy and Windy? They’re going to miss the reception!

Next:  Wuhoh…we learn the first HaHa Sisterhood secret.

We meet the Gov, who is somebody’s twin. Looks like she has a happy cabinet…

To be continued…meet Gov YO