Lav sent me a really special Christmas gift, but I’m not going to write about it tonight. I have to wait until I can do it justice, so I’m going to write about my gift to Lav. Here is the build-up…
Her royal dress is satin
It’s shabby and it’s torn
The royal jewels are rhinestones
The shoes are scuffed and worn
Of the many roads she’s been down,
And the places that she’s seen
Well, they all look at her and say, “God save the queen!”
Lav is part of the royal family, for sure. We’re blood related. Self proclaimed royal blood runs through our veins…It’s just that I was first to proclaim it.
She arrives in all her splendor
The same place she took off
Her chariot is no longer red
And it moves more like a sloth
The old transistor radio plays her tune as she walks in
And the Queen E imitator is home again
She’s really not from Murdo, but her roots are…
I just couldn’t bring myself to give Lav a real tinfoil crown, so I did the next best thing…
She’s the Queen E imitator
She rules the roads of Murdo
A Scepter is her gift, and the sloth car is her throne
She’s doing lots of zumba
Cause she really wants to go
To the next All School Reunion
And ride the streets of Murdo…
And without further ado………The gift! (Only you can’t have it until after Christmas, Lav. I might need to use the tinfoil to wrap leftovers.
It comes with a cool scepter holder, and in between reunions, you can use it as a toilet brush.
Those 70ish Girls 
Well Lav is getting a royal flush for Christmas! How nice. Just make sure you don’t get the brush and the tin foil mixed up. You guys are a riot!! Thanks for another year of great laughs. That’s all I need for Christmas…laughs. It’s Christmas all year long with you guys. Bless you.
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You are so funny 07!! I’m kicking myself for not thinking of royal flush! I very well could show up when I am presented with Lav’s gift to me…stay tuned
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It’s a two-fer! A toilet brush and tinfoil, wow, you should remember this royal gift, Lav! Merry Christmas!
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Wait to see what she got MG…It’s perfect!!
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A royal toilet bowl brush! Such a gift! I feel honored….I think.
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You deserve so much more dear Lav. You are the best and I might be jealous of your Queen beauty…but never mind, I’m preparing for the upcoming presentation.
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