Murdo Girl…I’m made of money

I get emails from people who are trying very hard to find a way for me to make money writing. I know they’re sincere. Why else would they be so persistent? I don’t know how they came to know about me, but there is a bunch of helpful people out there. I must confess, I don’t read all of the emails, but I do save them to read at a later time. Oh my, I just looked and there are two thousand and four of them. I decided, that rather than saving more, I would read today’s suggestions.

Did you know the books that are on fire right now are horror stories. Yes…if I write a real scary story, I could make millions. I don’t even have to know that much about horror to write a marketable story. All I have to do is pay $365 in 3 installments to learn how. If it were 6 installments, I might consider it, but since this is the first of the two thousand and four emails that I have actually read, I think I should go back and look for something that will make me rich for a more reasonable fee.

Here’s one that’s pretty interesting. How to Sell Your Story to Hollywood!
(or: What Will Doom It to Eternal Obscurity) 

Ken is going to host a webinar. He has sort of produced thirty movies. He could very well make my book into a Hollywood hit! I’m thinking, “The Beasterhop goes to Hollywood” has a ring to it. Ken will teach me how to turn my manuscript into a movie script for a fee of $699.00…up front!

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This email caught my eye…

Hi,

As you know I’m a big fan of reading biographies and autobiographies of great authors.

I’ve found that you can often learn a lot by studying the lives of writers.

Well, the other day I learnt another great tip, and I want to share it with you.

I replied to his email. I said for a fee of $200 paid in 3 easy monthly installments, I would teach him what I have learnt about the importance of editing.

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You know what they say. “Those who can’t do, teach.”

I’ve read twenty-five from the two thousand and four helpful people and call me cynical, but I haven’t found anything I can take to the bank.

Guess I’ll go back and work on my vision board…but first I have to drive over to the gas station and get my Lotto Texas winning ticket. There-in lies my hope…

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One more thing…My skin looks so much better than it did in that photo taken with my head in the money in 2017. I think my teeth are whiter, too.

10 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…I’m made of money

  1. sanjuan831 April 10, 2019 / 7:37 pm

    Yup. Clearer skin and whiter teeth.And you’re two years older. Hope that didn’t bum you out.
    Let me know if you find any good money making gimmicks, uhhh, ideas. In the meantime, keep looking for loose change n the furniture.

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    • Mary Francis McNinch April 10, 2019 / 10:48 pm

      Only got 1 number…like Dad once said, “I could see all of his teeth, but he wasn’t smiling.”

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  2. Mary Francis McNinch April 10, 2019 / 8:04 pm

    Do you have any relationship to my numbers, cuz? Dianna was born 4 of 45. That’s good, but I need 4 more to bring it all home.

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  3. scoper07 April 10, 2019 / 9:36 pm

    How about a movie called Nightmare on Beasterhop Street?

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  4. lifelessons April 10, 2019 / 11:08 pm

    Ha..Sounds like they have you on their radar, Mary. I think you’re on the right track just staying on your own course, though!!!!

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  5. scoper07 April 11, 2019 / 7:56 am

    It’s been years since I’ve been boo’d!

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