Murdo Girl…Lav snags an interview with Venus

“Hi everyone. Remember me? It’s me…Venus! I’m the laughter yoga coach but I haven’t been laughing much, lately. I mostly cook and eat. It’s a good thing my cousin, Lav gave me this one size fits all apron. It’s reversible.”

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“It’s just as ugly on the other side. I only wear it when she’s coming over. She was desperate to snag an interview so I told her to come on over to my cottage and I would give her candid answers to her provocative questions.”

“I hear a knock at the door.”

 

 

“Come on in, Lav.”

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“Gee MG…how did you know it was me?”

“I recognized the knock. You must remember, Lav, when my hair is blond and I’m laughing, I’m Venus.”

“Gee Venus, you look like you’ve put on a few elbees (lbs). Are you going to a reunion? I smell cookies.”

“Don’t you think we should get started with the interview, Lav? Ask me a provocative question.”

“When are those cookies going to be done?”

“Come on, Lav…ask me about how I keep my skin looking so young and beautiful.”

“Yikes! Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask, MG?”

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“I’M V-E-N-U-S, Lav. I lost my job and I can’t afford to buy that good but outrageously expensive makeup, anymore.”

“What are you talking about, MG, I mean V-E-N-U-S? Remember? You never had a job and no one would pay for laughter yoga! Look at me…I already know how to laugh.”

“Ask me a different provocative question.”

“Mind if I ask you something personal?”

“Shoot!”

“When was the last time you cleaned this place? It looks like a rabbit factory.”

 

 

“If I give you some cookies will you wrap this up and go?”

“Works for me!”

Don’t worry…Annie and I are coming back…Soon…real soon!

6 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…Lav snags an interview with Venus

  1. Dianna August 11, 2020 / 8:03 pm

    I so needed all these giggles and laughter! What a hoot the two of you are. oops I just snagged a piece of chocolate in my brandy alexander, ok so milk and cookies, time to put the apron away!! Many hugs Cimosabe

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    • Mary McNinxh August 12, 2020 / 7:09 am

      We’re the hootiest, KK

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  2. Bobby August 11, 2020 / 10:03 am

    So many elbees of laughter! You’re steeling the cake.

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    • sanjuan831 August 11, 2020 / 10:33 am

      I agree with you, Bob. What kind of cake?

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      • Bobby August 11, 2020 / 10:47 pm

        My last glance looked more like a RASberry pie.

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    • Mary Francis McNinch August 12, 2020 / 7:08 am

      People wonder how Lav, Yram, an Venus make it through the day, cousin Bobby. I have a lot of Arf fans, but I’m going to mix it up a little so I don’t run out of plots.

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