My apologies to those readers who won’t have a clue as to what this means.
Have you been there? To the Real Bad Lands, I mean. Just let me say this…There’s nothing else like them. Well except maybe the Grand Canyon…only the Grand Canyon is bigger and deeper, but I’ll tell you one thing…the Grand Canyon is not badder.
Do you remember the Cowboy in the road trip gang?
Yeah…him…Well, he said he wanted the road trip gang to take a trip to the Badlands, so that’s what we’re gonna do. Yup…we’re gonna meet at Wall Drug at high noon and have a hot beef sandwich and some cherry pie while we discuss how this will all play out.
Now who is coming on this trip?
We’re Lethal and Eucy…We’re going to the Real Bad Lands, because we’re real bad!
But we’re not as bad as our evil twins…Hedda and Hopper. All they do is gossip.
(It happens every time they drink green Margaritas.)
I‘m Lav and I’m going even though I just got back from Europe and I think I’m really too good to go to the Real Bad Lands. Who is that person with the leaves growing out of her head? She looks funny.
My name is Pattycake and I used to make cakes, but now I make pies. I only make cherry pies, but they come in every color. Who is that tall person with two heads?
My name is PG (Presho Girl) and that’s the head girl above my head. Her name is MG (Murdo Girl). Are there dangerous snakes in the Real Bad Lands? The Girls don’t like dangerous snakes.
Did I hear Danger? I live for danger. Danger is my middle name. Yup…Kodak Danger Kadoka…Just call me KK, okay? Hey! look at this house I live in. It’s crooked and a crooked house is full of danger…and snakes!!
I’m TC and this is my main squeeze, Squeeze. Well, actually, he’s my only squeeze. That’s his name…Squeeze. We’re going to the Real Bad Lands with y’all. Aren’t we Squeeze?
We’re just sitting here with these chipmunks minding our own business.
Don’t make eye contact, girls.
What are we doing in this blog? Isn’t she the one who made us take all those pictures of water towers?
Yes! That’s her…
Queen E.? Affirmative…Fill’er up Dean… and boys…wash the windshield, please.
Will the road trip gang make it to the Real Bad Lands? They should cause it’s only eleven miles from Wall Drug. Will they meet danger? Probably, unless her house falls on her. Will they see the mysterious Lone Wrangler or did he git while the gittin’ was good?