I tell you what…the road trip gang made good time traveling from Wall Drug to the Badlands, but it seems they didn’t factor in the additional five miles they had to go down the road until they got to the Real Bad Lands. As it were, it was getting on towards twilight by the time they got there. Have you ever been in the Real Bad Lands after dark?
“Who is this guy A I? He looks kind of crazy, and he’s riding a horse head.”
“Did someone make eye contact? Remember, you’re not supposed to make eye contact…Do you want to move?”
“I don’t know if I can. I’ve been sitting like this since yesterday.”
“Is that better girls?”
“Do they have food here?
“No, just stalactites and stalagmites.”
“We’re going to dig a cave and hit the snow early. Squeeze wants to go hunting in the morning.”
“I like cherry pie and dogs and signs. I’m wearing camo so you can’t see me. I’m trying to catch a dog.”
“We heard there’s a good Mexican restaurant at the top of these stairs.”
There’s a what doing what?
“Oh Yes!!! This is more like it. Hi Queen E. Remember me Lav? I’ve been in Europe. Where have you been?”
Well…I see Hedda and Hopper beat Eucy and Lethal to the Margaritas.
“You want all three of us to sleep in that tent? HaHaHa…Yeah right. One T-rex and it would be all over for us.”
Oh yes, I’m quite comfy. See ya in the morning!! No snakes up here.
Hey!! Where’d the Cowboy go? Did he get kidnapped?
“HaHaHa…Let me think a minute…NO!”
“I don’t feel very good. It must have been that green cherry pie I had at the Wall Drug. We need to find a place to bed down for the night, mysterious Wrangler’s horse. Do you have a name?”
Be careful all those who made fun of my Halloween costume video. I wield a lot of power in the Real Bad Lands…It could be a looong night.