I’m not hosting a virtual birthday party for someone who’s virtually a friend.
It’s not going to be in the virtual cottage. I hope it’s ready by then.
We all won’t wear our most fabulous hat, and we might not have a contest.
The winner won’t be the birthday girl, though her hats are always the best.
We won’t start out in my virtual home where everyone can’t gather.
The ladies can’t have a spot of tea or a mimosa if they’d rather.
Then two at a time, I won’t take them to see…my virtual very own place.
It’s the cutest thing you have never seen, a virtual cozy and comfy space.
The birthday girl won’t be the honored guest and we won’t sing the happy birthday song.
But as soon as this virus leaves us alone, the party will be back on.
So don’t save the date until the day we can all go around unmasked.
You WILL be invited to a birthday bash that heretofore has been unsurpassed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
WE LOVE YOU
Those 70ish Girls 