Those 70ish girls…Coronation ruination

MG: Hi Lav! Are you all ready to fly across the pond to attend King Charles the III’s coronation?

LAV: I’m really nervous (Lav will write her own story outlining all the trouble she is having preparing for the biggest event of her life, so far.)

MG: Oh pshaw, Lav. We’ve been across the pond a million times. That’s why Windy and Airy are still on the payroll. We’ve been waiting our whole lives for this. I’m going to hang up right now and call them to make sure they remembered to gas up the plane. Last time we flew across the pond, we had to land on a ship because we ran out of gas? That admiral guy was kind of upset when we came out of nowhere. You’d think he’d never seen a nose-dive before.

What time does the invitation say we have to be there?

Windy Berg and Airy Heart landed us safely on the unsuspecting ship

LAV: What invitation? I thought you had the invitation.

Been checking my mailbox

No invitations in here!

LAV: I think the Coronation was yesterday but I was eating tacos at a Cinco de Mayo celebration. I’m not even ready to go to England! What the Royal heck would I wear? Don’t you have to dress up in robes and sashes and wear crowns, MG?

NINNY DOG: And aren’t those Royal Corgis pretty yappy and uppity?

Windy just called to tell us that Prince Harry wanted to hook a ride across the pond with us because our carbon footprint is so small. We hardly emit any carbon unless the airplane backfires…

One thought on “Those 70ish girls…Coronation ruination

  1. scoper07 May 7, 2023 / 6:12 pm

    Maybe you should consider an electric airplane since Harry wants to drag along.


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