Murdo Girl…Lav a story


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I’m NoNo..I guard the Brick House grrrr😉

I thought you might want an update on the goings on at the Brick House. I’m sorry to have to report that Murdo Girl is still less than conscious. One of her eyes can focus, but remember the eye that she’s had problems with in the past? The one that twitches when she gets really nervous. It’s still crossed, and it twitches. Complete bedrest has been prescribed.


We’ve also found out more about the events that led up to and came after the cold cock punch that took her out. Can you even believe the Queen and Lav were responsible? The thing that I sort of wonder about is, why did A I run over to Murdo Girl and say she was going to find out who hit her? I mean she was standing right there! She couldn’t have missed it…Could She??

I was looking at my spy watch

You may have heard that DM and A I went over to investigate Lav’s shed while she was at her Zumba class. They found something all right…What they found, raised more questions. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. What do you think about this?

Sorry wrong picture..Lav’s Zumba class.


Right beans

We shouldn’t jump to any premature conclusions, but why would Lav have a shed full of coffee beans? I guess that’s why she was so aggressive with the pitchfork. It makes one wonder if the Queen knows more than she’s saying too.

Usually I say more than I know


In case you’re wondering, I’m stalling…Where do I go first? Okay, you always learn the most in the break room right?


DM: Why are you acting so nervous A I? Didn’t we decide we were going to sit on our discovery until Murdo Girl gets back to normal?

A I: That was yesterday, this is today.

DM: Don’t you think I know that today is today for Pete’s sakes?

A I: I mean..I thought Murdo Girl would be back to herself today, but she clearly is not. Clearly she isn’t one bit clear. I am her spy. I think she is in danger. I must do something. I

DM: Do you know how many times you’ve said I? You need to get a grip A I, and start acting like a spy. I’m her Defense Monitor. I should have defended her, but I just couldn’t bring myself to deliver a knock out punch to Lav and the Queen. It just isn’t me.

A I: comes Lav. Let me handle this. I spy.

DM: No let me handle this. I defend…and monitor

Lav comes into the break room and falls into a chair. She’s not looking very good. Her crown is askew again too.


DM: Hey lav. Where have you bean? I mean been?

Lav: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my mocha. Where is my mocha? I need my mocha.

A I and DM exchange knowing looks. Lav is really distressed. She looks like she’s ready to cry. Here comes TC and Jerry.

Lav: TC I sure hope you’re not here to yell hear yea, hear yea. I don’t want to hear you, hear, you. I have to talk to Murdo Girl. She just has to be okay. I only socked her cause she told us too. I don’t want to be Next Pres no way, no way!

DM: Really Lav? You do realize the Next Pres makes big beans don’t you? Hey many beans does the Next Pres make?

Jerry: Well, in cold hard beans, several bushels. Taxes are usually baked in. Then it also depends on the denominations. For instance, lima beans are big, but they aren’t worth nearly as much as coffee beans.

Lav: Stands up. I’m not in this for the beans. I just wanted to do something beaningful with my life.



Let’s go take a peak into the Next Presidential suite where Murdo girl is resting. I haven’t seen it since it’s been remodeled. They took the Algebra II sign off the door. I hear voices. I wonder who is with her?  Hm..very interesting, looks like Carol is there. She’s seated in the background and she’s softly singing some kind of background music. Yram is there and so is Pico. 

Pico: How are you feeling Murdo Girl? You sure have a big crossed eye. Maybe you should put a package of frozen beans on it. I’ve heard that helps reduce the swelling.

Murdo Girl: I don’t think the beans will help, I thought I just heard NoNo Yelp.

I can’t even lift my head. Let alone get out of bed!

Pico and Yram exchange looks

Yram: NoNo is fine MG. That was just Carol singing in the background. Can we get you anything? Maybe a little bean soup?

Murdo Girl: We really shouldn’t cook the beans. Although I’m not sure what that means. Even cooked a little bit, beankeeping always throws a fit.

Pico: Its okay MG, you just rest. We’ll be back later when you’re feeling better. Treason is going to have a presser later. We just have to figure out what to tell the Murdoites. We don’t want rioting in the streets or some kind of lynch mob coming after Lav and the Queen now do we?

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The Shed





19 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…Lav a story

  1. Mari Jackson November 20, 2017 / 8:35 pm

    You are always enjoyable and entertaining, MG!!


  2. sanjuan831 August 30, 2016 / 11:02 pm

    Okay! Thanks for the hints!


  3. sanjuan831 August 30, 2016 / 10:17 pm

    Love this Lav story! I think she is feeling regret and no way does she want the number one spot. Too much responsibility. She wants to just drink mochas, and wine, preferably Dean’s, and dance and sweat at Zumba classes. And ride around in a red convertible.
    Does Lav have plans to become a coffee bean broker!?

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    • Mary Francis McNinch August 30, 2016 / 10:37 pm

      I have been giving clues all night, but there seems to be no end in sight. There’s something wrong with Murdo Girl. Can you guess? Give it a whirl. If you do decide to, please put in on FB too!

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  4. scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 9:26 pm

    I’m inept to join you but I’m having fun too!


      • scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 10:02 pm

        That little bit hurt my head. So now I have to go to bed.

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  5. scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 8:54 pm

    More.. Really good.

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    • Mary Francis McNinch August 30, 2016 / 9:20 pm

      I’m doing this on Facebook too. No one seems to have a clue. Lav had to teach school today. Then she must have gone to play.

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  6. scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 7:58 pm

    Was she break dancing with Dean at the reunion again?

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    • Mary Francis McNinch August 30, 2016 / 8:45 pm

      I didn’t take one wooden nickel, but all my friends must be real fickle. They don’t hear what my voice says, how can I still be the next Pres.

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  7. scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 7:42 pm

    When one is full of caffeine and fresh out of Zumba class it doesn’t take much. Might want to put some distance between yourself and Lav until the caffeine wears off. Maybe say “Hit me with your best shot” and she’ll morph into a Pat Benetar song rather than pop you.

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  8. scoper07 August 30, 2016 / 5:46 pm

    Really funny story Murdo Girl. You’ve bean knocking ’em outa the park for a long time. Thanks for the laughs. As DM it is clear to me I have to take some aggressive classes so I can defend you no matter what the gender. Any ideas? Maybe I can make you a bullet proof glass encased Sedgeway. Kind of a mini Popemobile. But you gotta promise me you won’t ask someone to hit you again. See where I’m going with this? You keep looking like you see two of me. That’s a fright!

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    • Mary Francis McNinch August 30, 2016 / 7:21 pm

      Yes Yes, I’m quite a mess! I might only have one eye, but in a sedgeway I could fly. Please do make it bullet proof, I said “hit me” as a spoof!

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