Murdo Girl…A royal mess

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Hello all.. my name is Fay. I’m writing MG’s post today.

Though you can’t tell by the way I look, I’m a chef who doesn’t cook.

I don’t dust or run the sweeper, other than that, I’m a good housekeeper.

I’ve never had to wash a window, or had a mop and bucket in tow.

I don’t bother webs the spiders make. On birthdays I go buy the cake.

Dirty dishes I just toss. Queen Murdo Girl is my boss.

To her nothing is a travesty, as long as I say “Her Majesty.”

Just last week I threw a fit! As a matter of fact I almost quit!

You should see what she brought home. A funny looking dog she calls Jerome.

Jerome was frightened by what I said, and scurried to hide beneath the bed.

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“Please stay!” Murdo Girl pleaded. (She knows just how much I’m needed.)

I’ll bet that poor, scared puppy cowers, when she brings home water towers.

I guess the worst thing that can happen is he might wake me when I’m nappin.

I suppose I can play it by ear, but if he sheds I’m out of here.

I’ve now decided he’s okay, so if she wants him he can stay

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Hm! It seems I’m the only one in town, who doesn’t have a royal crown.

That won’t do and I forsee, that crown he wears will just fit me.

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Whatever he has seen or heard, I know he won’t say a word.

I know what pleases Queens and Kings. I give them lots of bones and Bings.

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5 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…A royal mess

  1. Mari Jackson January 22, 2017 / 8:00 pm

    You are so creative and with your humor, you bring smiles! Faye is my kind of girl!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. scoper07 January 23, 2017 / 7:20 pm

    As always, I enjoy your poetry and creativity. Very nice
    Piece MG!!

    Like

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