In honor of Valentines day each misfit in the Brick House Gang has written a short poem for all of you constituents out there.
Happy Valentines Day
Roses are red, violets are purple
You’re as sweet as maple surple
Convertibles are red, and I’m feeling blue
My fast Valentine, cause I’m without you.
I’ll go to Murdo agin and agin
If we can go for just one more spin.
Without you my love, candy ‘s inedible
One more ride would be so incredible
Oh I admit,
I’ve porked up a bit
Some say the pounds make my crown look smaller
but I think my small crown makes me look taller.
Just kidding Lav is still svelte
Sherri the Photographic Drawer
I‘ll be yours forever, I love you that much.
Even if I leave you, I’ll still be in touch
So see Valentine it’s a win win
put me on your schedule and I’ll pencil you in.
Jerry the Bean counter
My whole life has been full of beans
On Valentines day cross my palm with some greens
I’ll be your true love, for any amount
But I prefer 5o’s they’re so easy to count
Oh Murdo people, it’s you I adore A
Be still my heart so full of amore’
Whenever I see you my heart misses a beat
I throw you all kisses and dance in the street
Is she for real?…Just keep smiling
Valentines candy? I can’t get enough!
I prefer sweets over flowers and stuff.
I’m an Aggressive Informant some say I’m a spy
Be my Valentine, or I’ll make you cry
They call me Danger Monitor. Feb 14th is just like any other day to me. I don’t rhyme stuff any other day. Every day there is lots of danger for me to monitor…I’m busy.. Besides Valentines Day is a lesser holiday..wait is that a limerick?
All the above sounds way too sappy
I’m so bored I feel like taking a nappy
On Valentines day, I do as I please
No flowers or candy, just give me some cheese
Okay Treason do as you please
But I’ll tell you one thing, you can’t have my cheese
Can you believe all of the fawning?
instead of town crying, I’m sitting here yawning
Carol the Singer and Sometime Snake Trainer
This valentine’s greeting is going down hill
I can’t sing my song cause this poem made me ill
“I don’t care what they say, I’ll play with snakes everyd ay ay,
but I’ll send all my lovin to you.”
Some say I don’t know if I’m coming or going
I look in the mirror and think that it’s snowing
I’m really much smarter than you are my chum
It takes one to know one so that means your dumb
Giddy up Governor, let’s get out of town
Before someone sees me in my crown and red gown
This Valentines I need just 2 things
Please someone buy me a Coke and a Bings.
We were gone all day and I had to hurry
and write this Valentine in a flurry