I was feeling kind of down today. I posted the final Connie Story last night, and I already miss Pearl, Lauren, Hope, Aunt Grace, and Pearl the dog. I still have the epilogue to post in the next couple of days, but I wasn’t ready to start anything new, so here’s what I did.
I thought it might be fun for all of you readers out there in readerland to accompany me throughout the day. How often do you get a chance to see what the day in the life of a famous author is like? Besides, I wanted to remind everyone the reduced price for We Shall See what We Shall See will not be there when you wake up on Thursday morning ..(the 16th). That is, unless you get up before I do.
I sat around the house and drank coffee for a couple of hours before going to my Yoga class. The instructor insisted she get a picture of me and some of my groupies.
I’m the one in the black and blue..praying. Crystal the rather nimble instructor, is the girl next to me in the cute instructor outfit. You probably noticed I’m the only one with my socks on. It’s very important for highly successful authors to keep from catching a cold. Barbara in the front with the perfect hair knows me the best of anyone in the picture.
Unlike most days, no one invited me to have lunch with them, so I went and hung out at Walmart for a while. I stood in the isle and read a couple of the children’s books, but they were really boring (compared to mine, which is still being sold on amazon at a reduced price.) I eventually left and came home.
I told Kip this morning that I was ONLY going to have a protein shake for breakfast and lunch. These are quite good and they come in Banana Cream, Strawberry Cream, and Chocolate. They also pack a whopping 30 grams of protein.
Television makes you look 10 lb’s heavier, and I plan to be ready to go on the Oprah Show..Is she still on TV?
Seeing the Beasterhop sitting on my desk, reminded me to check my amazon royalty report. It’s up to double digits. My goal is to make enough money to build a rabbit shelter for all those bunnies people buy their kids for Easter. They don’t stop to think the darling little bunnies grow up to be rabbits that multiply. My rabbit shelter is going to include a huge garden like the Beasterhop has. He only grows carrots. He tried to grow lettuce, but the deer got into it.
I’m like the Beasterhop..I have lots of bunny mouths to feed. I’m really lucky because I get to play with all the characters in my story. There’s Jack Sprat and his wife, and the Beasterhop going to work..Hi little girl with a curl in the middle of your forehead!!
Yes, it’s been an eventful day here at the home of a famous author..
At least I had time to shop for my Easter crown.
I’ve got to go..We’re going to have Mexican food with Pat and Jerry. Then I’ll spend the remainder of the evening practicing my autograph for all the signing parties I plan to have people give me. Pat asked me to sign her book tonight and I froze. I couldn’t think of anything to write. That doesn’t look good for someone who thinks she’s a writer and is trying to sell her book which is on sale on amazon. Those bunnies need every $.83 I can get.
I’ll be back tomorrow…..