Lav and MG had no earthly idea what the Cowboy was talking about when he said some of their “entourage” was already there. They didn’t want to look stupid or anything but it really couldn’t be helped; however, when he mentioned “on the house.” they knew right away that translated to, “Don’t say a word, it’s free.”
Lav and MG were shown to their rooms, and told supper would be served in the dining room at 6:00 o’clock, which would give them time to freshen up. When MG asked if pets were allowed, the Cowboy said, “You betcha little lady, I’m cooking Lucky’s steak bone right now. Will he get out of the river long enough to eat it?”
Lav: We don’t have a clue, Cowboy..we barely know him, but he’s helped us out a bunch on this long journey we’re on.
Cowboy: I can only imagine how grueling a long road trip can be. I won’t even travel on horseback anymore…course I’ve been having some arthritis flareups lately. A friend suggested I drink 47 juices, but I could only find 40 so I figured what’s the use?” How many miles have you covered?
Lav: Do you know where Murdo is? (At which time MG jabs Lav and gives her the “zip your lip” sign.)
MG: Can you tell us what members of our “entourage” got here before we did?
Cowboy: Near as I can figure, there are 3 directors, 5 makeup artists, 8 actors, 1 stunt person, a director, a photographic drawer, a gopher, and a location scout. I heard they already sent the scout back to Murdo. There’s some big Boy Scout doings this week-end. You will see everyone else at supper. I won’t be there. I’m saving myself for my audition tomorrow. See ya later.
Lav: Wait! Does this place have showers? I don’t like showers. Have you seen Psycho MG?
MG: Why would I see that Lav? I live it! I didn’t see any modes of transportation outside. How do you suppose all those entourages got to White River?
Lav: Why? Why? Why?
MG: Why what Lav?
1964 corvette…(Lav found this beauty parked in front of a hardware store…)
( police bullhorn) Lady, get away from the car…Do not make any sudden moves, and hand over your expensive purse, and those really cute flag shoes.
Lav: There are so many beautiful canary yellow corvettes out there. Why would they pick a VW bus?
MG: Oh jeez….It’s orange and black!! My fav colors!!
I’m the driver!
Well, the beautiful South Dakota sun sets on another White River day.
What will tomorrow bring for the adventuresome twosome and their entourage? Will they make it deeper into the deep South Dakota South, or will they take a right and go left? Will the entourage hold up, and what is the name of this movie being made?
Cowboy: Don’t ask me…I’m just the Cowboy. I thought they’d like the deer horns in their hotel window. They called them antlers. Oh I’m still going to tryout for a part in the movie tomorrow. I know the producer, and he has good product…best you’ll ever find and it’s right there in the produce department. There’s nothing better than a homegrown tomato. I’ll get off my soapbox now.
Where did that cute Lucky go? I’m Lucky..If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be in the 64 corvette.
Next: Let the auditions begin for the next blockbuster movie…Or the one we’re going to make.