Murdo Girl…A gift for Lav

Lav sent me a really special Christmas gift, but I’m not going to write about it tonight. I have to wait until I can do it justice, so I’m going to write about my gift to Lav. Here is the build-up…

Her royal dress is satin 
It’s shabby and it’s torn 
The royal jewels are rhinestones 
The shoes are scuffed and worn 
Of the many roads she’s been down, 
And the places that she’s seen 
Well, they all look at her and say, “God save the queen!”

Lav is part of the royal family, for sure. We’re blood related. Self proclaimed royal blood runs through our veins…It’s just that I was first to proclaim it.

She arrives in all her splendor 
The same place she took off 
Her chariot is no longer red 
And it moves more like a sloth 
The old transistor radio plays her tune as she walks in 
And the Queen E imitator is home again


20181219_202912-15491760093158966829.jpgShe’s really not from Murdo, but her roots are…

I just couldn’t bring myself to give Lav a real tinfoil crown, so I did the next best thing…

She’s the Queen E imitator  
She rules the roads of Murdo 
 A Scepter is her gift, and the sloth car is her throne 
She’s doing lots of zumba 
Cause she really wants to go 
To the next All School Reunion
And ride the streets of Murdo…

And without further ado………The gift! (Only you can’t have it until after Christmas, Lav. I might need to use the tinfoil to wrap leftovers.

It comes with a cool scepter holder, and in between reunions, you can use it as a toilet brush.




6 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…A gift for Lav

  1. sanjuan831 December 19, 2018 / 10:45 pm

    A royal toilet bowl brush! Such a gift! I feel honored….I think.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Mary Francis McNinch December 20, 2018 / 3:43 pm

      You deserve so much more dear Lav. You are the best and I might be jealous of your Queen beauty…but never mind, I’m preparing for the upcoming presentation.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Mari Jackson December 20, 2018 / 3:36 pm

    It’s a two-fer! A toilet brush and tinfoil, wow, you should remember this royal gift, Lav! Merry Christmas!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. scoper07 December 20, 2018 / 4:11 pm

    Well Lav is getting a royal flush for Christmas! How nice. Just make sure you don’t get the brush and the tin foil mixed up. You guys are a riot!! Thanks for another year of great laughs. That’s all I need for Christmas…laughs. It’s Christmas all year long with you guys. Bless you.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Mary Francis McNinch December 21, 2018 / 5:19 am

      You are so funny 07!! I’m kicking myself for not thinking of royal flush! I very well could show up when I am presented with Lav’s gift to me…stay tuned


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