More than one friend has mentioned … they would not like to live in my head.
There’s far too much noise and confusion. They prefer calmness, instead.

“You drive me to distraction!” I can hear my mother say.
I wasn’t sure where distraction was, but I was too young to drive anyway.
When I’m struck with a wild-haired idea, I always dive in headfirst.
More often than not I soon realize that I should have slept on it first.

I rather enjoy all the chaos. My mind keeps me quite entertained.
I can’t imagine how life would be with a head that isn’t harebrained.

Someone once called me a wit. I assumed they meant I was bright.
My dog said he kind of agreed, but he thought they were only half right.
I’m not able to sing, dance or cook much. My talents are hidden, I guess.
I’ve always loved to play sports… but I get tired so mostly I rest.

If you’re wondering where this is going, your guess is as good as mine.
My half-wittedess just advised me…It hates it when I start to whine.
You might say this is self-deprecating, or think it’s only pretense.
I’m pretty okay either way… I really don’t need common sense.

























“Before you curtsey, please say, Timber!!!”
“I love you to the moon and back!”
“Phillip…Does this outfit make me look pink?”
“What? No service?”
“I seem to have misplaced my crown.”
“I’m Angela Landsbury, and no, I didn’t write the Sweet Potato Queen, book.”
“I think I’ll order a double cheeseburger and a large order of sweet potato fries. Ask Burger Queen if twins eat free?”
“Sweet Potato Fries? Really Mother!”
MG says, “I swear I don’t know anything about Sweet Potato Queens, I just work here!”
“I must get these BK monkeys off my back. I’m starting to look like a sweet potato!”




