Just for fun…..
To live a little longer you must drink a lot of tea
That’s why Queen Elizabeth enjoys longevity
There was a study done, of the clinical kind of course
They said its accurate, but we can’t confirm the source
So fire up the kettle and let your steeper steep
Drink tea when you’re awake and also while you sleep
The study says if twice a day you drink a whole carafe
Your time of living will increase by one year and a half
So flex your little pinky and pass the sugar bowl
And add a little cream if a long life is your goal
You must nibble on a biscuit and use a silver tray
Remember English High Tea is more than a cliche
Ordering in? We’ll have burgers and fries.
It’s of critical importance that you use the finest tea
I’ve got so much to learn and it’s really stressing me
This all sounds quite expensive. I’ll keep that in mind
I’m pretty old already, so I must be way behind.
I now know all I need, to make a good decision
I’ll do what is suggested with just one slight revision
If you see me with the Queen and really look close up
You’ll see a happy short-timer with coffee in her cup
Those burgers still aren’t here