By the time you read this poem I’ll have won the lottery
I bought myself a ticket and I’m waiting patiently
Six numbers will be drawn and of course they’ll all match mine
On Monday I’ll be standing in the lotto payout line
Twenty-seven million before taxes is enough
To payoff all our bills and buy all kinds of stuff
I’ve picked out a new car and a beach house for a start
I’ll give a bunch to charity to prove I have a heart.
I can’t forget the relatives. I’ll gladly share my fortune
Family members and some friends will get a little portion.
I know what else I really want, a brand new big RV
I’ll spend at least two million…maybe even three
We’ll take the kids to Disneyland. We’ll have tons of fun
We’ll have no money worries because of all I won
You won’t be seeing me around here quite as much
I’ll be busy going places, but I’ll try to stay in touch
Oh just look at the time. The numbers have been drawn
I know that I’m the winner. The conclusion is forgone
I google Lotto Texas and see the numbers on the screen
I should have put two dollars in a slot machine.
There is a lesson to be learned. The odds just aren’t that good
Keep your hard earned money and spend it like you should
If you have someone who loves you be it family or friend
You’re already a winner and that’s a real godsend
(It sure sounds like fun though doesn’t it?)
Murdo Girl 