Murdo Girl…A goodbye to High Tea

I put a blog post on yesterday that was also supposed to be on the podcast. It didn’t go on either correctly. I’m also using a different computer. I have revamped the post and learned a lot in the process. I apologize for the confusion. I will put “I’m Drinking from my Saucer” on tomorrow. In the meantime, let’s have tea with the Queen.

  • Just for fun…..

To live a little longer you must drink a lot of tea.

That’s why Queen Elizabeth enjoys longevity.


There was a study done, of the clinical kind of course

They said its accurate, but we can’t confirm the source.

So fire up the kettle and let your steeper steep.

Drink tea when you’re awake and also while you sleep.

The study says if twice a day you drink a whole carafe,

Your time of living will increase by one year and a half.

So flex your little pinky and pass the sugar bowl,

And add a little cream if a long life is your goal.

You must nibble on a biscuit and use a silver tray.

Remember English High Tea is more than a cliche.


(Ordering in? We’ll have burgers and fries.)

It’s of critical importance that you use the finest tea.

I’ve got so much to learn and it’s really stressing me.

This all sounds quite expensive. I’ll keep that in mind.

I’m pretty old already, so I must be way behind.

I now know all I need, to make a good decision.

I’ll do what is suggested with just one slight revision.

If you see me with the Queen and really look close up,

You’ll see a happy short-timer with coffee in her cup.


Those burgers still aren’t here