Murdo Girl…The Brick House…Trouble at The Buffalo

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Murdo sure looks different without very many people in it.  It’s unbelievable that so many went to find so few. I’m thinking everybody just wanted to vacation in the hills. They all said, “Well if so and so is going, then I’m going.” The only people left behind are Barney, Barnella, Thelma Lou, and of course, Yram. She couldn’t go because of all the people who have restraining orders against her. Making sure she wasn’t closer than 500 ft. of them would have been a logistical nightmare. The Buffalo Bar is open, but that’s about it. I almost forgot. The bodyguards stayed behind to guard The Brick House. Let’s go on over there and see what’s happening. Looks like Bart, Smart, and Braveheart are making the rounds. Barnella and Yram are in the break room, and what??  Lav and Jerry are there too!

Lav: What are you doing here Barnella? I thought you’d be over at the Harold Thune Auditorium for the pancake supper. Isn’t it a Barney and Barnella birthday bash?

Barnella: They cancelled it when everybody left town. They gave us a $15.00 Starbucks gift certificate. Do you know what a Starbucks is?

Lav:  Sure do.. It’s French for “Beans on every Corner.” I’m not sure what a gift certificate is. It sounds complicated. Why wouldn’t they just give you 3..$5’s, or a $10 and a $5, or if you and Barney have to split it, they could give you each $7.50. That would be a whole lot simpler.

Jerry: Yup Lav, if anybody would know about simple, it would be you. Why didn’t you go with everyone to find the Queen and Sherri?

Lav: Because I’m the Designated Survivor. If Next Pres Murdo Girl gets mowed down by Falling Rock, I will be Next Next Pres. Why didn’t you go Jerry? Even a bean counter needs a break. I guess now that Super Value has a machine that counts beans and spits out quarters, you’re not really what you call “Essential Personnel” anymore are you? Hey! When the guys get done making the rounds, do you all want to play some poker?

Barnella: Not me..I’m broke. What I need is a job. Oh great..Here comes Yram. I wonder where she’s been? There aren’t too many places she can go anymore.

Yram walks in looking haggard, sad, and defeated.

Yram: Boy do I feel haggard, sad, and defeated. I have never been so bummed out. I wanted to go to the Nemo cabin so bad..I love that place. Now it’s just a hideout for Queen captors. What is becoming of this world anyway? I don’t know what to do. I can’t even go back to Gun Barrel City.

Jerry: Why can’t you go back to GBC, Yram?

Yram: Too many restraining orders. It would be a logistical nightmare. Hey, I’m hungry. Would one of you go over to the pancake supper and bring me back some pancake’s? I need some comfort food.

Lav: No can do Yram. They cancelled it because everyone left town. We’re all hungry. Hey! is there still some tax money left? We could grab a handful and go eat a steak at the Buffalo Bar. A steak and a baked potato.

Yram: And a salad! A steak, baked potato and a salad!

Lav: With Ranch Dressing! A steak, baked potato..

Jerry: Quit it! Just Quit it! I’ll go see if I can find some funds. Be right back! If Smart, Bart, and Braveheart get back, tell them to stick around. They can give us all a ride out there in the Jeep.

 

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Later that night… The bummed out bunch return to The Brick House. They have a police escort.

Lav: What does it mean to be under house arrest anyway? Barney didn’t exactly explain it too well.

Jerry: Look at the bright side. At least we don’t have to wear ankle bracelets like Bart, Smart, and Braveheart.

Yram: I’m starting to feel really claustrophobic. I think I’m going to hyperventilate. Does anyone have a paper bag I can breathe into? My career is over. How can I be a crack up reporter if I can’t go anywhere?

Lav: Now Yram, don’t overreact. Maybe you can just call people and invite them over. I’m sure there’s still a few people out there who’ll still talk to you.

Yram: Sometimes I wish you weren’t one of them Lav. This is all Barnella’s fault.

Lav: Now Yram don’t blame her. Who knew the Buffalo Bar wouldn’t take a Starbucks gift certificate? It’s Jerry’s fault for not remembering where he put the tax money.

Barnella has been sullen and quiet through all of this. She’s feeling bad because her twin brother Barney is mad at her for stiffing her bill at the Buffalo. She looks out the window and sees a bus pull up. 

Barnella: Well, Pico, Sherri the Photographic Drawer, and a bunch of Murdoites are back. I don’t see Next Pres Murdo Girl or the Queen. TC, DM, and Carol aren’t with them either. Where’s A I? Where’s Treason??

Meanwhile back at the Nemo Cabin…

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Murdo Girl: So do you want to play in the creek today, or cops and robbers in the Forrest?

The Queen: Look who’s coming up the road? Just in time for tea.

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Murdo Girl: Oh no! Just what we don’t need. A Town Crier that cries all the time and Carol the singer. If I hear “I did it My Way” one more time, I’m going to hurt her!!

 

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Habark, Habark.. So much for ditching everybody
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I wonder why they dropped me off at …Haugh Land?

 

 

21 thoughts on “Murdo Girl…The Brick House…Trouble at The Buffalo

  1. scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 6:57 pm

    Funny! Funny! The ol’ dine and dash. Don’t worry MG. Everything will be alright. Lav can pull it off. Really a good story tonight. Thanks!!!!!

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 8:12 pm

        I might not hurt to make her think you are. I feel sorry for Yram. She’s having a tough time with all those restraining orders. I wish her well.

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      • Mary Francis McNinch September 23, 2016 / 8:35 pm

        You’re right. House arrest and restraining orders. Can they do both?

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 8:49 pm

        I guess you would be in a bad way if they came to the Brick House? Is that what they call double jeopardy?

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 9:10 pm

        Wonder if Janet Reno is available for any pro bono?

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 9:44 pm

        Now that’s funny!! I like that better.

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  2. sanjuan831 September 23, 2016 / 7:12 pm

    Laughed til my sides hurt! Too bad the Buffalo wouldn’t take the Starbux giftcard. Lav is cautious as well as simple, which is good since she is the Designated Survivor. Poor Yram looking AND feeling haggard,sad and defeated. She does need a big steak— then she’s got to eat and run. All these characters are strong role models. Love them.

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    • Mary Francis McNinch September 23, 2016 / 8:06 pm

      Designated Survivor..Just like Keifer Sutherland. Ya never know when you might be in harm’s way with all the falling rock and stuff. I’m going to play in the creek.

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 8:13 pm

        Yikes!

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      • sanjuan831 September 23, 2016 / 8:20 pm

        I’m going to the outhouse with nose plugs.

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 8:23 pm

        Like they used to tell me in country school: Don’t fall in.

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      • scoper07 September 23, 2016 / 8:42 pm

        And then there’s that.

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  3. Mari Jackson September 23, 2016 / 9:17 pm

    I have the smell also, one never forgets as it is that memorable!! 😦

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      • sanjuan831 September 23, 2016 / 10:01 pm

        Yes! Keep on celebrating!

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  4. countrygirl57 September 24, 2016 / 7:09 am

    Love it. Fun reading with lots of chuckles 😊😊

    Sent from my iPhone

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