When we last visited the Ha Ha House, the Sisterhood was gathered in the living room getting ready to tell their divine secrets. The plan was to spill their guts in alphabetical order. That’s when it was discovered that A I was missing. Remember…she went ghost hunting? She was trying to help get the sorry excuse for a haunted house, haunted. She found a hard of hearing dog, and a psychotic ghost. They both showed up at the Ha Ha House, but there is still no sign of A I. Do they go on to B? Or do they try to find A I?
Windy: I think we should try to find A I. Let’s start upstairs and work our way down. We’ll look in every nook and cranny.
Just then they all hear a clap of thunder…CLAP…and all of the lights go out!
Airy: Oh, this won’t do at all! I must have lights when I tell my secret. There’s a certain amount of theatrics involved and the audience won’t get the full effect unless they can see my facial expressions. If A I doesn’t show, I’m next…A-i-r-y comes after A I.
Whatever…Jeez (That’s not A I in the middle. It just kinda looks like her.)
Windy: Fear not my flying friend. Have you forgotten I’m the birthday Queen? I always have bithday candles on me. There, it’s lit…now everybody follow me.
The Ha Ha Sisterhood make their way to the stairs and after checking out the upper floor, they head back down to the main floor. As you can see, they’re as nervous as a black cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
J: I didn’t see anything…but then all we have is a birthday candle for light and I’m wearing sunglasses. Do I smell a dog? Or is it a horse?
PG: I don’t smell anything, but speaking of horses, I wonder where Loony and Lav are. I haven’t seen them all day.
KK: When we get to the L’s will Loony and Lav both get to tell their secrets and since I’m KK can I tell two?
Lav is searching for Loony. She is unaware he saw the hunting, not haunting dog, and the psychotic ghost and got spooked. He ran back to the house, and The stupid looking dog followed close behind.
Lav: Yikes!!! You must be a ghost!! I have my hands up. Please don’t hurt me…love the hat!
Voice 2: Ha Ha Ha…I’m the black sheet of the family. I’m the younger sister of Voice. I followed her here from Florida. She’s bad news.
Later that night…
It appears Voice is floating outside the door to the dungeon. (Every haunted and even nonhaunted houses have a dungeon.) What, pray tell could she be up to?
Voice: Ha Ha Ha…I found myself a couple of Queens. Their red convertible ran out of gas and they were walking along the road trying to hitch a ride to someplace called Murdoelot. I just told them to follow my hat and brought them here. They’re going to find out real quick what happens to Queens where I come from… but not until after the Sisterhood gets to the V’s. I’m going to tell my divine secret. Ha Ha Ha, snort.
Meanwhile, we’ve lost track of the sisterhood. Remember…they were all coming down the stairs.
And where could A I be? Jeez!! It’s not easy being a moderator…
A I: Well, that sure was a dead end. I wonder where the closest gas station is…
Stay tuned…It appears there are more secrets than Carter’s got little liver pills…Ha Ha Ha snort…