Those 70ish Girls

Here’s a quick update on the HaHa Sisterhood. Windy Lindy Bergh and Airy Heart never could get their old rundown airplane off the ground, so they traded it in on a newer model… and just in time. The sisterhood decided to move on from the unhaunted house. Well, actually, they got kicked out. Apparently, ghosts don’t like squatters, even if they are members of the HaHa Sisterhood. 

Windy: We got us a biplane, Airy! We’ve got wings to fly and lots of sky.

Airy: Yup, Windy! A new biplane. We can fly again!

Windy and Airy both get into the cockpit of their new biplane. They seem a little confused.

Windy: I wonder what all these knobby things are? Is there a user’s manual in the glove compartment, Airy?

Airy: I don’t see a glove compartment, Look under the seat, Windy.

Windy: Not there…Oh well, It can’t be that hard. It won’t be the first time we’ve had to fly by the seat of our pants…right, Airy? Remember that time we flew upside down all the way across the pond? That was before I got my eyes fixed.

Airy: Nope, I mean, Yup! Hey, this thing has two steering wheels. I’ll steer and you run the pedals. Where are we going, anyway?

Suddenly, they hear a noise in the backseat…They’re still kind of spooked from living in the unhaunted house….ever so slowly they turn to see what made the noise.

They are shocked to see two apparent freeloaders sharing the bi part of the biplane. This could be a problem.

Windy: Who goes there!

Airy: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Windy: Jeez, Airy. It’s easy to get into, remember? I’m a little worried about getting back out, though!

Airy: Hey Windy…I think it’s MG and Lav. I thought they were locked in a dungeon.

Windy: Oh yay! This will be fun, fun, fun for everyone…crisis averted. Let’s fire this thing up!

Lav: Would you two mind flying us to the South Dakota State Capital? MG just won a free trip, there. You’ll fly us there free, right?

MG: Yes, I won the contest. I’m a winner.

Windy: What about all of the other HaHa’s? Are they going too?

MG: Yup…They’re on their way. It should be a real educational trip!

So off they go into the wild blue yonder… flying high into the sky, (maybe), on another adventure.

To the Gov and the Lt. Gov, at the South Dakota State Capital in Pierre, South Dakota…Leave the light on. You’re about to get a visit from the HaHa Sisterhood, and a couple of Queens.

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Gus: It’s all your doing, Billy. You and your crazy card contest.

Billy: I thought you liked reading about Windy and Airy. Go ahead and take the bike…I’ll walk. I hear crazy is that way, and I’m not going there.

Pattycake: Hey! wait for meeeeeeee…

Lav: Wow! What a view! Look! The HaHa’s are coming down Main Street! Isn’t that where Windy and Airy landed our biplane?