She can be prim and proper, or a real show stopper
But no matter what she does, she’s always short!
She’s usually delightful… astoundingly insightful
And even though she’s short, she’s a good sport!
If you’re a funny nut, or a real pain in the butt
She’ll tell you that she loves you all the same!
Even though she’d rather, put puzzles together
She also likes to play those lame card games!
She laughs at all your jokes…hates all egg whites and yolks
She eats pizza, but says, “Hold the cheese!”
If she needs some chilling out, you might see her airing out
And if she shouts, “Get out of my way!!” Don’t wait for, “Please!!!”
The word of the day is… chilling out