Old men are funny. Be glad you’re not there yet.
They forget to remember, but remember to forget.
Younger men all boast of staying nice and trim
I’ve noticed that your hair is getting nice and thin.
Has your aging thinker begun to give you fits?
When you need it most does it go on the fritz?
Men who dress too young are really just pretenders
Have you thought about trying on suspenders?
I’ve seen men who appear to be growing longer ears.
It happens when they start getting up in the years.
You’re not old until the women call you sir instead of honey,
And if the truth be known. You’re really not that funny.
Yes.. Old men are funny. Be glad you’re not there yet.
They forget to remember, but remember to forget.
You are the prince of the family. What an awesome brother!
But remember I’m the Queen. (We take after our mother.)
Happy Birthday to the best brother ever…You know what to do.
Those 70ish Girls 