It sounds like the name of a Willie Nelson love song doesn’t it?
It is a love song…but not like Willie’s. His is called, “You were always on my mind.”
We attended the Good Friday service at our church last night and my eyes kept going to the words on the screen that gave the theme of the story our preacher told so beautifully.
I took this inside a church in Rushford, MN
“For when he was on the cross, I was on his mind.”
Church the Beasterhops go to
Those very simple words say so much. I asked some friends if there was a song using those words and they didn’t know, so when I got home, I checked YouTube and found this song. It is so beautiful, I thought you might enjoy listening to it this Easter weekend.
I laughed at myself today. I went with my friends, Pat and Jerry to a doctor’s appointment and on the way back we stopped at Dairy Queen for lunch. I knew Jerry would insist on buying, and I didn’t want to run up the bill, but I love the Mocha Frappuccino they have at Dairy Queen and it’s over $3.00. As we were walking in, I noticed a big sign advertising taco Tuesday. On Tuesdays, tacos only cost $1.00. I ordered a Frappuccino and a taco.
I was enjoying my lunch when Jerry made the comment that these days, lunches were pretty expensive even at fast food places. I grabbed the bill to add up how much each of our lunches cost. I knew mine would be the least expensive… I gasped when I saw they had charged $1.99 for my taco. “It should have only been $1.00,” I said.
Jerry said, “Why? It’s not Tuesday.”
“I wish I had known that before I ordered,” I said. “I think having that sign sitting right where it practically hits you in the face makes you think it’s Tuesday and the tacos are $1.00. I didn’t even want a taco. I wouldn’t have ordered it if I had known it wasn’t taco Tuesday and the taco would be $2.00…therefore it didn’t offset my expensive Frappuccino.”
I looked at Pat and Jerry who were enjoying the steak finger basket (Jerry) and the banana split blizzard and French fries, (Pat).
I looked at the receipt again. After adding it up according to what each individual ordered, mine was still the least expensive. The $2.00 taco wasn’t too bad, but Pat and Jerry both had French fries and they sure looked good.
We all laughed… Maybe you had to be there.
Give me a break. I only had four hours sleep last night.
I planned to write some cards tonight and send them to friends who are having health issues. I also planned to send a few thank you notes. There are others whose birthdays are coming up. Wouldn’t it be something if I got their birthday cards out on time? I wrote a list of all of these people and it added up to an even fourteen. I then counted the cards I had available and guess what? I had an even fourteen.
I went down to my cottage and got all set up at my desk. That’s when my good luck ended. I had too many birthday cards and not enough get well cards. I had two sympathy cards which I didn’t need at all. While contemplating my next move, I started to look around the cottage and I realized I had too much of everything, everywhere. I no longer thought it looked inviting so I rearranged it all and by the time I was finished, I had a big pile of things I didn’t want by the door. I kept everything other people have given me. Now all I have to do is vacuum and feather dust.
It was nine o’clock by the time I finished and I still hadn’t written one card, so I began to write. In the first card I wrote, “I hope you’re recovery is going well.” I couldn’t believe I used the wrong your and ruined a card. Things went on like that for a while until I gave up. I’ll call them tomorrow.
To you from me…
If you’re feeling under the weather, or a test brought you bad news, we’ll send up prayers together and bring you casseroles and stews.
Is this a special birthday? We’ll help you celebrate. We’ll strive to make it your day and your birth year we’ll backdate.
We owe you a huge thank you. Our visit was the best. We were sad to say adieu. You know how to treat a guest.
You’ve achieved a milestone be it graduation, anniversary or retirement. The time it took to get here was definitely well spent.
So I’ve written all my cards. Now I just need your address. I’ll have to call you, anyway, unless I try to guess.
After arriving back in Gun Barrel City, Yram Sicnarf realizes she needs to plan her next move. What to do? What to do? It isn’t long before she gets wind of the All School Reunion that’s likely to be held next July (2022) in MG’s hometown. Yram is now a roving crack-up reporter which means she must rove. Thankfully, she is also nearsighted and picks up on what’s going on more quickly than farsighted roving crack-up reporters. This project involves interviewing people from faraway places like California and Arizona. She has to wait three more weeks for all of the restraining orders to expire before she returns to Murdo, so it should all work out perfectly.
First stop is San Juan Something in California… where Lav lives.
Knock Knock…
Lav: We’re not home right now. Here’s a pencil and some paper. Please leave a message at the sound of the door slamming and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.
Yram: Lav! don’t you recognize me? I’m Yram… I’m the best friend you never had. I just want to come in and interview you for a very important publication. I even brought my camera.
Lav: Really? Will I get paid?
Yram: Sure…you get everything after certain expenses are taken out of my cut. Do you have any apple pie? I haven’t eaten in days. MG says your apple pie is the best! I can stay overnight if I need to.
Lav: What is this the subject of this interview? The only thing I’ve done for a year is walk my dog.
Yram: I’m here to ask you some hypothetical questions about your plans to attend the Murdo, SD All School Reunion tentatively scheduled for July of 2022.
Lav: Ask away, Rover…sorry all my friends are dogs.
From our porch…by Amy Masteller
Yram: really? Go fetch! Say…do you think you can hold it together until July of 2022? It’s more than a year away.
Lav: Do you know that MG and I wore gowns and crowns and rode on the back of a red convertible in the parade? I was Queen E. and MG was an eight year old. I have a little arthritis, but my teeth are still good.
Yram: A lot can happen in a year. Is there anyone in Murdo who will remember you? What year did you graduate?
Lav: I didn’t graduate from Murdo High School. I just go to all of the reunions.
Yram: Gotta go! I just remembered something. I have a bigger interview to snag.
Yram: So Queen E… something tells me you’re still dreaming of becoming a cheerleader. Love the pompoms and the band hat.
When life gets overwhelming, you should take time to reflect, and decide what you must do and what you can neglect.
If a friend needs your support then you really must assist. Do everything you can for them. They should top your list.
If the house needs cleaning and the laundry is piled high, make them two and three in case someone should stop by.
We have many kids and grandkids and some other family members. I forgot a birthday once and everyone remembers.
I love taking part in the activities I’ve selected. I will admit there are a few I have seriously neglected.
We fire up the motor home and load up all the pets. We travel everywhere we can, so we’ll have no regrets.
I’m getting so confused. What number am I on? I’m pretty sure that I have almost all the numbers wrong.
I’ll switch number one and two and leave out number four. I’ve already forgotten what I’m doing all this for.
I have more tasks to add but some I’ll have to skip. I have three number ones so I’ll just shoot from the hip.
How many friends have I lost touch with? Do I owe some thank you notes? A get well card or five with sympathetic quotes?
I had such good intentions when I began this blog. I thought I had the answers but instead I’m in a fog.
We’ll be home today. It’s the end of our vacation. I wonder if I should 86 this jumbled up creation.
We’re staying at Jellystone RV Park. They have a petting zoo, Yogi the Bear riding on a fire truck, a place called Kountry Kreamery with homemade ice cream, and all kinds of other things. We happen on to some pretty fun places.
The petting zooThe walking trailYogi BearYogi on the fire truckWaiting for Heidi to meet us for lunch
Yram: If you expect every day to be a good one, you are setting yourself up for a big disappointment. MG and Kip got off to a bad start yesterday and it went downhill from there. I laid low. Sort of. I’m not alldumb. (Mom’s word.)
I will enumerate what happened…
1) MG raised her voice while trying to convince Kip that it wasn’t a good idea to hook the Jeep up to the RV in the drive where Lagoon RV people might be trying to get out of their driveways. He said he had already asked the people it would affect. I didn’t…I mean MG didn’t know that.
We were lulled into thinking the day had turned the corner. I, (Yram), began to relax and file my nails.) Below are a few pics taken early in the day.
2) They went to 3 places to fuel up. The first 2 were out of diesel. At the 3rd place, when we were about to leave, a large pelican, who appeared to be injured, landed in front of the RV and we couldn’t move without running over him. Some lady called the game warden and while we waited, MG had to guard the poor bird so people pulling into the station wouldn’t hit him from the other side. That’s why she didn’t get pictures. Before the warden got there, the big pelican suddenly just flew away and landed in this field.
Next to that field, was a field on fire.
3) shortly after leaving the gas station, we heard something flapping. Apparently the wind from the night before had messed up the gear that turns the awning over the slide-out and it was loose. Kip pulled off of a very busy highway to take a look which didn’t make MG too happy, but this time she kept her mouth shut.
4) Shortly after finally making it back onto the highway, a rock hit the windshield and put a little crack in it. This didn’t make Kip too happy.
5) Then, MG discovered the refrigerator hadn’t switched over from electricity to propane when they disconnected that morning. This didn’t make Kip or MG too happy. Thankfully, things stayed pretty cold until they got it hooked back up to electriciry last night.
At the end of the day, we had only covered 160 brutal miles. Since I haven’t had very many riveting interviews on my roving reporter assignment, I tried to ask a couple of open-ended questions last night, which apparently was the wrong thing to do…geez. I sure wish the dogs and cat could tell their stories. I bet that would sell a lot of newspapers.
Make her go away. She doesn’t make me happy.
That’s all for now. Your roving reporter, Yram Sicnarf.
Molly…your neighbor wanted you to see this. She bought it at a store in Fredericksburg called, Remember Me.
As you know, Yram Sicnarf has been on a trip with MG and Kip. They have been visiting friends who are wintering in Rockport. She has absolutely worn everyone out. The residents of the Lagoon RV Park no longer try to hide their dismay when they see her yellow hair coming. Today is the last day in Rockport, but Kip, MG and Yram will be on the road until Monday.
Yram: I sure had fun at the dance last night, MG. That guy from Sioux Falls, South Dakota really knows how to cut a rug. I’m surprised he didn’t know us since you’re from Murdo and I spend a lot of time 500 feet from there. Restraining orders are the pits. I can’t believe I offended a whole town.
MG: You don’t give yourself enough credit Yram. You’ve done a pretty good job of irritating Cary and Molly’s friends, too. You have given new meaning to the words, social distancing.
Yram: I’m supposed to ask people open ended questions so they can’t answer yes or no. I need details. The Gun Barrel paper only hires top notch roving reporters and that’s what I’m shooting for. I’m going to interview Molly right now.
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Yram…I’m here to interview you. I have some thought provoking questions to ask.
I heard that MG said she needed placemats that are smaller than normal size and you whipped some up for her. Aren’t you concerned that because she thinks she’s a queen that she will, you know, take advantage?
Molly: No
Yram: You can’t say no. An open ended question requires you to respond with a lot of words.
Molly made these pretty placemats to go with my new dishes.
Molly: You can’t make me say a lot of words. Nobody can. And that was not an open ended question.
Yram: Please…I can’t go back to Gun Barrel without an exclusive. I’ll be a roving reporter with nowhere to rove. I’ll be the only crack up reporter who can’t get interviewees to say a lot of words. My career will be over.
Molly: Have you tried following up your open ended questions with a little closed end silence? Now if you’ll excuse me, we’re taking Kip and MG to a really nice place for dinner. It’s called Paradise Keys.
MG’s delicious dinner
Molly: Speaking of the St. Patrick’s Dance, which we weren’t, where did you learn to dance like that?
Yram: You must have noticed how I was easily able to catch on to Mr. South Dakota’s ancient dance moves.
Molly: That’s not what I meant. We thought it was kind of strange that you decided to dance with him while he was dancing with Mrs. South Dakota.
Yram: Do you think I’ll get a restraining order?
Molly: No…he forgot all about it when he won the door prize.
Yram: So Molly…will you bring me back some food? I’m going to catch the crown series on Netflix. I like crowns, too. Just like MG and her cousin, Lav.
Molly: No I won’t bring you food…put your crown on and come to dinner with us. Is that enough words?
Yram: Will there be dancing?
Molly: No!
Molly and I have shopped till we dropped. (pictures tomorrow). We have all enjoyed great food including a St. Patrick’s Day potluck, lots of great restaurants and Molly’s wonderful cooking.
Those 70ish Girls 